Bold and brash greeting cards designed by a sassy & proud lifelong masshole…

Welcome to Boston, land of unabashed honesty, even if it hurts more than a splintah in your fingah…

  • We don’t sugarcoat what we say — you always know where you stand.

  • We have a strong ability to disagree peacefully.

  • We value finding common ground and learning from each other.

  • Political differences don’t divide us — friends with opposite views still maintain strong bonds.

  • Disagreements often lead to humor, playful teasing, and open conversation, rather than conflict.

  • We’re not afraid to disagree, speak openly, or ask questions.

  • If you can’t roll with the above, then go f&*k yourself.

We love hard — even if our way of showing it is a little... unconventional to non-Massholes.

BTW: Call us a Masshole and we’ll take it as a compliment — if you’re one of us. If you’re not and you mean it as an insult? We’ll still laugh... and probably flip you off, in a loving manner of course.

Packie

noun [ singular ]

the liquor store. “Yo Ambah, I’m going to the packie - you need some beeh?”